'Extensions be with you'/'And also with you.'

If procrastination was a religion, I would be Jesus.
Disciple #1: When did the saviour say he'd be here?
Disciple #2: Our lord said he just had to get a shower and then he'd be over. Won't be long, I guess.

Too far? I think it's okay.
I was going to capitalize 'he', but decided against it in case my mother ever reads this.