Close Enough(?)

Sure, my mom was great.
But every mom is going to get worn down some days.
Oftentimes, when my mother would call me, she'd yell, "Paul!"
On an off day-and there were off days-she'd call, "Colin, Brian, Paul whatever your name is!"
Hug your mother.
If you go to jail, she's the only one who's going to believe that you're innocent.