Junk Post

Even the most anal of people have a junk drawer.
Granted, anal people have organized junk drawers, which sort of goes against the whole concept.
But it's not as though anal people exist on the same plane as us anyway.
Speaking of which, my junk drawer (more of a junk compartment) is due for a cleaning.
I intend to do this over the next few days.
And when I do, I have decided to itemize its entire contents.
Just to send the anal bozos reeling.
Upon initial examination, the compartment contains, minimally, at least one chicken bone.
I have absolutely no idea how it got in there.
I don't even have any guesses.
But it's there.
Along with who knows how much dated pornography?
Stay nearby.