Free Fallin'

Remember when all of those birds dropped dead in North Dakota?
Turns out it wasn't because of The Apocalypse (a shame).
They were just attempting to get into the wrong pic-ah-nic-ah basket.
Now, I'm not a Yankton resident (a shame).
But if I was, I believe I'd want proper officials to let me know if they were intending to fumigate nature on a given day.

Yanktonite 1: Hey, does the air kinda taste like DRC 1339 poison to you?
Yanktonite 2: Nah, you're probably just hallucinating.
[thud]
Yanktonite 1: Weird. That's another bird.