Ring My Bell

I purchased a phone today.
Against my better judgement and my own wishes.
My old phone never received phone calls.
This may be because I'm a massive loser.
Either way, I need something new.
It's growing on me.
It is now far easier to use punctuation when I text.
But the phone is black.
Which is a super gay colour.

I'm hoping that Peter can fandangle it to play specific songs when people call.
Here are a few ringtones I already have in mind:

Avril:


Mom:


Turpin:


Robert Shandera:


Colin:


Bussey (inside joke):


And I might include this song for Pete.
Because it was on CBC Radio 2-Drive.
Which he suggested I listen to.
I'll include it regardless because it has been stuck in my head: