My mother once said that it was time for me to settle down and be a man. 
"Get a car for yourself," she'd said. 
And I tried to explain to her that fullfilment was a little more compliacted than that. 
Unless I have it wrong and the car commercial writers have it right. 
But sometimes I think that those commercials have ulterior motives. 
Like owning a car would ever make me happy. 
Here's another expensive thing for me to spill things on and lose. 
If anything it would make me less happy. 
If I owned a car, I would no longer have a concrete reason to go on The Price is Right.
 
 
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Your mom should take the van away from you and see how THAT would make you feel. Just for comparison.
It would probably make me feel isolated.
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