Hair-Trigger Hairdo

You have a cat nearby? Is there a cat lounging about as you read this?
Are you videotaping that cat? Uploading the videos?
If you're not recording that cat, then you're wasting the cat.
Older ladies will cluck their tongues at you and dustily say:
"Why would they want the animal in the first place if they're not going to record it?"

Okay, first thing's first:
Having a conversation on Spring Garden Road here in Halifax will cost you bus fare.
Going rate these days, then, is $2.50 per exchange, unless you have a transfer on you.
It's okay, y'know.
Sometimes it's worth it.
Andie (vixen) and I were waiting for a bus inside a Subway (the sandwich place) recently.
A nice fellow spoke to us about the weather, and we found out he was from Jamaica.
We then learned a number of extra things about him (nothing objectionable.)
Then he recommended Appleton Rum and requested two bucks for the bus.
I decided he'd earned it. 
A chipper conversation of an evening is something that we all might have to pay for one day.

North Korea and South Korea are at it again.
South Korea is upset because North Korea is exercising military drills with live ammunition.
North Korea is upset because Kim Jong-Un's haircut still hasn't caught on.

Nor will it.
What a classic example of a kid who can't make friends.
You can tell that this fellow, this deity, if you will (and some do. Isn't that fucked?) can't make friends.
Has never been able to make friends.
Kids just hang out with him sometimes because his house has lots of toys and it's the only one with grain in it.
Now he's allegedly a man, and 'toys' has been replaced with 'nuclear weaponry'.
You're less inclined to play with nuclear weaponry, but just as likely to stay on the good side of the kid who has it.
People worry about The Big Red Button.
Nations with their itching fingers at the ready.
One goes, they all go.
Should the worst occur, I do think that this would be the reaction by all leaders.
"It appears they have chosen to decimate us, sir."
"Decimate back!"
But I don't really believe anyone, even Kid n' Play here, would ever actually push the button.
Nuclear weapons are a nation's equivelant to a home security system.
You don't have it installed for the alarm; you have it installed for the alarm sticker you put in your window. 

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