Swim so Wild and ya Swim so Free

This one's for all of the female vegetarians who read my blog.
You're not included, Turpin. You eat animals all of the time.
Remember when we discussed whether or not manatee would taste good?
I still say it would be too gamey to enjoy.
Now beluga whales. There's a rare aquatic animal you can really sink your teeth into.
Get it everybody?!
Cause I'm talking about eating it!
And I say 'sink your teeth into'!
It's a double meaning!
Ah.
My teachers all said that I had a lot of potential.
...
Here's the song.