but she's no Marmaduke

I watched Nikki Payne perform last night. 

That joke is funnier uncensored.

Like most of them. 

Do you remember that comic strip Cathy?

Watching Nikki Payne is kinda like Cathy.

Off her meds. 

Doing so made me wanna do this gig for a living. 

Esteves and Steve Coombes got to open for her. 

Which I wasn't jealous about until I saw them get paid.

But then Bill (manager, tall) told me that it would've been me if I'd answered my phone. 

I was okay then. 

Yesterday. 
Shandera's putting in his PIN number for some transaction or another. 

And I say "Cock."

Because that's my PIN number.

And he immediately replies with, "balls."

Maybe you had to be there.