According to Yahoo! News (their term, not mine) Michael Jackson is dead.
I'll bet you a goddamn that he's going to do the Elvis thing.
After death, he'll still be seen loitering around malls in Memphis.
Buying hammers in general stores in Lake Tahoe.
While wearing pleated red leather.
Unlike Elvis, however, I'd wager that no one is going to impersonate him.
We have pigeons roosting above our deck.
My neighbors want us to ask our landlord to get rid of them.
I want to name them.
Are they called slippers because they're easy to slip-on?
Or because their initial design provided no traction whatsoever?
I'll bet you a goddamn that he's going to do the Elvis thing.
After death, he'll still be seen loitering around malls in Memphis.
Buying hammers in general stores in Lake Tahoe.
While wearing pleated red leather.
Unlike Elvis, however, I'd wager that no one is going to impersonate him.
We have pigeons roosting above our deck.
My neighbors want us to ask our landlord to get rid of them.
I want to name them.
Are they called slippers because they're easy to slip-on?
Or because their initial design provided no traction whatsoever?
1 comment:
If you were to substitute MJ's face with your face it would be awesome. The hair is a perfect match. JAZZ HANDS!
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