Led. Wait.

Why do I insist on talking to Turpin still?
Even after all of this time?
When it has become glaringly obvious that she is holding me back from all of my dreams?
Because, while I speak with her on the phone, she sometimes emits little gasps of surprise.
Which she will follow by saying:
"Oh, I forgot I had a goatee on."
Stop asking me what her job is.
I have no idea.