wassisname

Ever happen across some jerk you knew in high school
To discover that they're now balding?
You have?
Isn't that fucking satisfying?

I'm in class.
She takes attendence.
She says "King."
Some dude raises his hand.
Then she says, "No, not you."
He says, "Sorry. I always get that wrong."
Then she continues through the list.
While I am still processing the fact that he 'always gets that wrong.'
And he's referring to his name.
Which is why, if I lassoo a wife, and I ever fertilize her, she is not going within ten feet of a microwave by the second trimester.
"Lasagna's not hot enough? No no. You stay there. I'll get it.
I want a kid who'll be able to do long division."
Ten bucks says he'll get a better mark than me in the class.