Duck & Cover

I wish Y2K had happened.
Think about it:
A clean slate technologically.
If you were late for class, you had an excuse that you could use every day.
"Sorry I'm late, miss. Y2k wiped out all of my alarm clocks.
Fuckin' rooster slept in."
I would have had a legitimate reason to use an abacus.
And I've always wanted to try hunting with a sharpened stick. I think I'd be good at it.
Cause if Y2K had happened, we wouldn't have been able to continue hunting with computers, like we do today.