It's a fucking tragedy.
Kids like the stupidest shit these days.
My days of Golden Axe are over.
Unless I become famous.
In which case my days of Golden Axe will take place in my games room.
Which will also contain a pool table.
And youthful, supple virgins, scrubbing my floors, and preparing my meals.
Jimmy Falon is going to replace Conan O' Brien.
To be absolutely honest, I frequently fantasized over the past few months that it would be me.
Only one thing overrides even comedy with me.
Hosting.
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