"Don't you walk away from me!"

And here it is.
It kinda stops short at the end for a reason.
I sent it to Elling to whittle down what I had already written, so I could get it back and continue with it.
But I didn't explain that to Elling. So, he didn't send it back.
I'm still satisfied with it.
Don't bother reading it unless you have, at the very least, a mild interest in what this game is all about.
Oh, and underneath the flashy red title, I had originally included the tagline, "Hey, do I look like I got funny balls to you?"
Which is a direct quote from the game.
It would be.