Sleep. Deprived.

I don't really have sexual dreams about women.
It's true.
I have dreams where women are involved, and there may be romantic allusions within the dream.
But I never score.
It's as though my subconscious knows that I could never pull it off, and so chooses to compensate for my benefit.
Do you know how depressing it is to wake up after having just dreamt about that girl who used to work in pastries, and you were unable to get past first base?
That's a start to your day, right there.
"Might as well get out of bed and start living it..."
On the bright side, if I ever try to proposition a girl for sex, and she says, "Pff, in your dreams!" I can say, "Shows what you know!"