The Student Always Knocks Twice

I fell down in the shower today.

Like an old person.

I dropped my soap, and it somehow landed outside of the tub.

Then I fell trying to pick it up.

It's not funny.

I hurt my knee.

Speaking of my everyday failures, I was late for class yesterday.
Because the new guy at Treats used my bank card for the other guy's purchase.

Then we tried to explain this to the new guy at Treats.

But his English is still coming along, so I was a minute getting out of there.

The classroom door was locked.

So I had to knock to be let in.

The classroom has one of these new-age horseshoe designs you keep hearing about.
Consequently, the entire class was nearby and facing me.