I wouldn't make it in prison, I've decided. I never really noticed before yesterday, but I drop the soap a great number of times when I shower. It makes sense; I'm trying to hold onto something slippery, and I generally have trouble holding onto anything.
Like my dignity, for example.
Inmate #1: Whatdya think of the new guy?
Inmate #2: In a word, supple.
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