We've Evolved

How does a movie make a good first date?
This is where we were before everyone realized that drinking coffee is fabulous.
You both go, you sit there in your seats, and you don't talk.
You just stare straight ahead, and then it's over.
Two hours of sitting side by side.
You're better off taking a short bus trip together. At least then there's conversation.
I might try that out some day (this weekend).
"I'm on my way to Placentia, but I accidently bought an extra ticket.
Have...you...ever been to Placentia?"