Because I felt like miserably failing something.
As it turns out, I scored in the 91st percentile.
Just goes to show you:
I can't do anything right.
I can't roll my 'Rs'.
I can't roll joints.
I haven't tried rolling logs, but I bet you a damn I'm awful at it.
Now. Who was raised by their TVs?
Yes, I'm bad at a lot of things, alright.
But I'm great at digesting food.
I'm good at letting my pancreas operate independently.
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