The world is divided into two groups:
Those who have worked in retail
and fuckers.
I have so much compiled garbage to dodge and lament over.
The wedding was successful in many regards.
I didn't win the limbo contest, but I did place third in the high jump.
Racey pictures of me have already surfaced.
But it hardly matters because everyone is too busy watching videos of Bussey doing his garter dance to notice.
I'll tell you more about it when I'm not doing whatever it is that I'm supposed to be doing now.
Imagine being influential enough to have peons fashion a 100-foot statue of you.
Of course, we're not deities.
Some of us aren't even that smart.
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