"I never do this." "Do what?"

Where would I be without my friends?

Here. 

But I'd have fewer people to borrow money from. 

I asked for a strange girl's phone number this evening. 

Because of them. 

I don't ask strange girls for their phone numbers.

She didn't give it to me. 

She did give me her e-mail address. Told me to do the MSN thing. 

Probably the ol' duck and roll, but at least I asked. 

And more importantly:

I didn't vomit on her.