Appreciating the Elements

They advise you to invest in silver and gold.
So that when the ATM machines turn on us
And the internet swallows all of our VISA numbers,
You'll have some ducats in your sock to get by on.
Which I have decided to do.
Simply because the idea sounds so romantic.
"You can't sell me a PSP because the economy has expired, you say?
Well, would a silver nugget change your mind?"
Drug dealers would be able to handle this situation well.
They deal exclusively in nuggets.

We'll have ourselves a new sort of gold rush.
Where everyone loads up their SUVs to head north.
They'll pack their Ugg boots for the rough terrain.
Their pre-ripped jeans for the 14-hour days of panning.
Yes, it's going to be a time of prosperity, alright.
Just what we'll need.