All of you people out there having sex.
Think you have it so figured out.
Knock up your high school sweetheart at the Sadie Hawkins, and suddenly you know dating.
Filthy gurus that you are.
Whenever I mention to my friends that I don't ask out this woman or that woman for the sake of my dignity's tattered remains, what do they point out?
"Well, b'y, she can only say 'no.'"
Wrong.
She can also say 'yes.'
She chooses to say 'no.'
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