Monday, June 7, 2010

Six Degrees of Adulation

So Kevin Pollack is coming to the club.
Yes.
The lawyer that wasn't Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men.
He also wasn't Kevin Bacon.
Which makes him the best lawyer in the film, I suppose.
Though not necessarily the best dancer.
Colin and I often say "Ansfer dat," when the phone rings.
Which is a Kevin Pollack line from The Whole Nine Yards.
Despite these tidbits, I'm still not really sure what to speak to him about if I meet him.
I'll probably just talk about gas prices, actually
(they affect celebrities, too).

If the secret for the Off Skintastic lamps is the little thingy that slides into the top of it, why would they mention it in the commercial?

I'm not so much an 'ass guy' as I am a 'younger sister guy.'
I really feel as though I have written this very same line in a post recently.


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