...Is Another Man's Treasure

You know how every house or bordello has a 'junk drawer?'

Which contains, amongst other things:

- scotch tape

- stray paper clips

- emergency candles

- that spray stuff that you use to clean the lenses of your glasses

- a copy of Aerosmith's Get A Grip (cassette)

- a change purse from PEI's Rainbow Valley

- 'C' batteries. Which go in nothing

- pennies

This is the best metaphor for my life that I can find.