You have to look straight ahead at a urinal.
You can't make any sounds at a urinal except for perhaps a cough.
Sometimes old men fart next to me at the urinal.
Most of the time I don't believe that they even notice.
I've been tempted to turn to the guy next to me at the urinal.
And say, "How's it goin'?"
Or yell something if there are urinal dividers between us.
"Hey buddy, there's gum in mine!"
Also, I've thought about standing at the urinal like the 4-year-olds.
Pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles.
Because I think that it would be really funny.
But the men's washroom is not the ideal place to expirement with new humour.
Save that for the loan office.
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