Well, Shia LaBeouf and Frankie Muniz have returned to their twelve-year feud, apparently.
"I'm taller!"
"No, I'm taller!"
They're the same height, really:
Below average.
As though Shia LaBeouf has the right to mock anyone.
His name sounds like some sort of an egg dish.
Thanks to my shopping cart, I am ready for parenting.
It told me to never leave my child unattended.
Now I just need to read the labels on some baby food jars.
Program the number for poison control into my phone.
And I'll be set to start impregnating (more) women.
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