Snail Male

The thing about drinking white russians is...
...drinking them doesn't make you feel any more European.
So you have to drink more of them.
If I were to choose between an Asian bride.
And a Russian bride.
I'd go with the Asian bride.
One reason: postage.
And if you need another reason: less heavy brows.
Anyway. This is neat.
I could be the host of Canada's Worst Driver.
Fuck this guy that I'm watching right now.