"We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl..."

It has been snowing all day.
Which is a shame.
Because my butterfly net finally came in the mail today.

When I make it big I'm going to have a human fish tank.
It'll be like a normal fish tank.
But there'll be humans in there instead.
I'll pay artisans to make a huge skull for them to swim around in.
And I'll tap flakes of some food or another into their tank twice a day.
Those Shreddies wheat logs that mom buys sometimes, maybe.

And if they happen to die, I'll jam their carcass into a toilet.
Then it's achors away.