It's Different When They're Yours

If what's on TV is reality, then we're more doomed than Nostradamus thought.

Pregnant pornography is catching on.
Who's surprised, really?
Talk about your self-sustaining industries.
Do you think the porno guys help the women from the couch to the set?
Ease her in and out of a sitting position (among others)?
Would Le Mans work as well during anal sex as it would during child birth?
That's an awkward conversation thirteen years down the road.
"Mom...some of the guys at school said you were in a porno.
Is that true?"
"Actually, sweetheart, we were in a porno.
We were in rehab together, too."