A quick read while bored/Far from a proper entry/Saturday breeds sloth

While sitting on a bench in the Grand Falls Mall.
In front of Tip Top
(sidebar: should I get a scarf? I saw a nice one I nearly purchased.
Am I mature enough to wear a scarf, really?):

Loud curses uttered
Arguing while in public
Dismal grades in school


Envious of birds
Down an elevator shaft
A gambling debt

If I could write haikus for a living I very much would.