I believe it's a good thing that I'm around to help Dad.
With his carpentry.
Not that I'm any assistance to him.
If anything, I'm slowing him down, probably.
But he needs someone to administer his first-aid.
It's my girl-person's birthday tomorrow.
So, I dropped by the sex shop.
And spoke to the lady in the lab coat.
I asked her what you buy someone on their birthday when you've been dating them a little over a month.
She recommended I leave the store.
On my way out, she yelled after me:
"And if you have a blog, don't put this in there!"
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