Tilling the Humans

Ever find yourself walking through da mall and you're suddenly terrified that you've just made eye contact with Terry Hiscock?
Me too.

Everybody, everybody knows that the most attractive female athletes are volleyball players.
That's why they put them on the beach.

What a year its been for the douche bag.
No one can stop talking about them.
And the disposable enema just can't get over it.

Summer is here!
Don we now our scant apparel.
So that all of the ladies know, if you're wearing a sundress and you're trying to tell me something, I'm not listening.
I'm concentrating on not looking at your breasts.
Don't tell me anything important in a sundress.
Don't discuss any sort of scheduling while in a sundress.