Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Her Better Half

Oprah Winfrey has conjured for herself a half-sister.
Using the bone and sinew of her felled adversaries.
And a little good ol' fashioned voodoo.
This is rather fortuitous for Oprah.
Unveiling of the bastard child accumulated the highest ratings for Oprah's show-
Even more so than that time Tom Cruise was on there and he jumped onto his plushy chair-
But on a personal level it is to her benifit as well.
She needed someone to change the newspapers in her aviary.


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