Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Thou Doth Protest Too Much

I had that dream again, everybody.
The one where the PETA grand wizards are protesting outside of Rome's Colosseum.
Because the Romans using live tigers in their show.
And then the burley man comes out to speak to them.
You always see him in the movies.
He's the one who is always wearing a helmet and is always carrying an ax.
And he keeps the slaves in line before they fight.

By today's standards he'd be a stage manager, or an executive producer.
Anyway, that guy comes out to address the PETA crowd.
And he does this by rounding them up and putting them in the following round.

The tiger wins.

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