Monday, May 2, 2011

Two Birds. One Stone

Oh!
They managed to track down Bin Laden.
For those who have forgotten, the U.S. has been looking for him for some time.
After one of his low-grade music videos interrupted the finale of The Bachelor.
Just goes to show you: no matter what cave you hide in, ABC will find you.
Americans love hunting down and shooting things.
Foxes (the British started this one, I know. But Americans made it cool.)
Skeets.
Perceived threats is a big one.
So, history's highest number of civilian casualties in one sitting
versus
An emaciated man and his harem of "virgins," is a win.
And as our strapped southern buddies have taught us, winning isn't everything.
But it's really Jesus important.



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