"Aw Man, This Is A Bold One!"

Written two days before today. I can't even remember where:

It's today now.
Except in Australia.
In Australia it is likely tomorrow.
Not sure about Japan.
Might be tomorrow there, too.
Or, as the Japanese call it, Kyo.
I have no idea why, but Japan is the only country in which I'd consider hiring a prostitute.
That is to say, I would. I would hire a prostitute.
I'm not exactly sure why.
Maybe because I think that I'd have a positive experience there compared to elsewhere.
(Asian women intimidate me less).
(Asian women like me).

Rearing children has gotten to the point where they're spoiled before they even know what stuff is.

Wow.
Once you type all of this out, it seems a lot less impressive.
It looks like a much longer post in my book.
Guess I'd better fill it out a bit.
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...I braised carrots today.
They tasted mooshy.
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...Oh!
Here's something:
Cats' whiskers are there so that they can use them to measure width.
So, don't be surprised if you clip your cat's whiskers and then find them jammed inside a sandwich maker.
Does the post seem long enough now?
What if I TALK IN ALL CAPITALS AND TURN THE BOLD ON. 
SOME STUDENTS DO STUFF LIKE THIS. 
FOR PAPERS THAT THEY COPIED AND PASTED FROM WIKIPEDIA. 
I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I'M SHOUTING AT YOU. 
I JUST HAVE THE BOLD TURNED ON. 
I'M TRYING TO SEEM LARGE AND INTIMIDATING. 
THIS IS ALSO HOW YOU SCARE OFF COUGARS. 
What a load.
Scaring off cougars.
Apex predators can't be scared off; that's what makes them apex predators.
All they can really do is lose interest.
When I was in Banff, during orientation, they went over cougar attacks.
This is already in the blog, I'm pretty sure, but whatever.
Here goes:
Rule #1:
Cougars always attack from behind.
Seems like that should have been the end of the rules, really.
It's the only one I paid attention to.
Like we'd have better chances than a deer.
Though I guess a person might TURN ON THE BOLD AND SCARE THE COUGAR AWAY.
Queen Elizabeth has announced her sixtieth year on the throne.
She said that we can wrest it from her cold, dead talons if we dare.
She then went on to say that she is ageless, nothing can kill her, inject her with Ebola, she fears no one.
She then said that when things get slow in her cubicle at around 2:00, she likes to visit this site.