Now think of how much less intimidating they must have looked in the morning.
Castro walking around with his robe lazily swishing back and forth.
While he pours coffee into his mug that says:
LIFE STARTS AT 50!
Or Stalin reading the morning paper (that he reviewed before its printing) with a cowlick.
Eating a grapefruit.
Ayatollah Khomeini accidentally burning his toast.
Before he heads out for the morning hangings of the infidels.
I bought pina colada flavoured lubricant yesterday.
In case I run out of money and I have to drink it.
4 comments:
FYI...
Pina Colada is sticky, but worth it
Imagine Ceauşescu waking up in his commie briefs with a morning wood.
Pina Colada lube is why you are currently not having sex.
p.s. The bottle looks like a dicky bird
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