I Like Those Odds

For those who are counting, you and I know that the number of women whom I have bedded.
Currently. On this planet.
Is small.
But!
Of that quantity, two of them have a birthday on the same day.
This one.
So, I guess the only question left to ask is this:
Is today...your birthday?

We hope you live to be a hundred, ladies.
May your memories of me be spotty and exaggerated.

edit: Facefuck lied to me (as it does all of you).
Only one sex person had her birthday on this day.
But still.
It's something to think about.