Today is Not Your Day

Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's not make a big thing out of this.
It's my birthday today, but so what?
Let's not...y'know?
Let's not all send me photos of your breasts.
There's no need to make this day more special than it already is.
I'm a gin or two in, so this is all I'm going to write.
I had a post already written and ready to go.
But now you have to wait until tomorrow to read it.
Because it's my party now.
At my mom and dad's house.
There's banners and everything!
So yes.
Tomorrow.
The post is about Amanda Flip.
She'll likely age well. She looks like she'll age well.