Wednesday, November 4, 2009

A Full Body Corsage

Doing comedy is like going to the prom.
With the hottest chick from your graduating class.
And you're acting as naturally as possible.
As naturally as anyone can act in a cummerbund.
But you know that they know that she's way out of your league.
And no matter how charming or how suave you are on prom night.
You never get to bang your date.

Actually, maybe that last part is specific to me.

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