Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Those Three Simple Words

You know why Twister™ became so popular?
Because people like wagging their body parts at one another.

The internet has so many dim-witted people that sometimes I feel like taking a bath after using it.
With this dog.



I Love You, Dog @ Yahoo! Video

Sure, he says it to your face, but on a Friday night you're sitting by the phone.

It doesn't even sound like the dog is saying "I love you."
It sounds like the dog is saying, "Rowr rowr rowr!"
It sounds like the owner is saying, "I love you."
It also sounds like the owner is saying, "I don't have enough friends to organize a dinner party."

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