Monkey's Uncle

I don't have time to do this, but this is a big day.
For today I am an uncle.
I am a man.
I am an uncle.
Here is Willow Violet, wondering whether or not her name is too branchy:

Unrelated topic, you and I have to have a talk soon.
I'm not saying that I'm mad at you, or that I have stopped having feelings for you.
But we may have to see other blogs for a while.
I'm afraid I'm serious. 
If I was famous, this would count as a buzzworthy announcement.