The Long and Short of It

I've started playing World of Warfcraft.
This was a bad idea.
Pop culture doesn't deserve a game that's so fun.
They should have had to put their hours in like the rest of us hopeless nerds.
I have many decorative daggers and swords.
Fuck Mister T. Fuck that wee person from Austin Powers.

I'll argue this to the grave:
If I was three feet tall I'd rather be referred to as a 'midget' than a 'dwarf'.
How is 'dwarf' the PC term?
It's like making fun of midgets right to their face.
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Maybe I'll start a dwarf character in World of Warcraft.