Wednesday, March 23, 2011

A Little Off the Top

Elizabeth Taylor is dead.
When I learned this, I just wanted to check and make sure that Liza Minnelli was okay.
I don't know what that means.

My father and I sawed some pieces from some doors yesterday.
The doors, normally attached to my brother's rooms, have been scraping the carpet.
And that's insignificant enough to make dad do something about it.
So, we had to detach these relics and saw the bottoms off of them.
About half an inch.
We bring the first door back upstairs after the fact.
As we're lining it up, Dad says, "I believe I accidentally cut from the top.
Do you think so?"
"Well," I replied, "The keyhole's upside-down."

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