Spilled Milk

I am putting tex-mex cheese into itty bitty bags. Two ounces each. This is 'portioning'; my least favourite aspect of kitchen work.
A co-worker tells me that he has inflamatory bowel syndrome. He informs me that dairy intensifies it.
I say, "If I couldn't eat dairy, I'd fucking kill myself. ...No offense."
It takes me a minute to realize that I'm eating an ice cream sandwhich as I say it.
I'm also snacking on the cheese.