No Sex, More Fowl

I'm going to keep birdseed in my car.
This is going to iritate my brother immensely. We will argue.
I want to feed the Burton's Pond ducks regularly. I like them more than most of the students, I've decided.
Here they are out for a stroll:



Bread crumbs makes them bloated and farty, apparently.
"The weird guy who's always feeding the ducks" is a title I could get used to.
They are a remarkably relaxing animal.
So much more laid back than cranes.